I can never do nothing in this house!

I didn't come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split up or fighting all the time. The only healthy relationships I saw were on TV.

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.

It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just a great time to be able to pull all that together.

No particular race is the enemy. Ignorance is the enemy.

When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said 'You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!'

Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.

We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts.

It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.

I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly.

Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.

If it is to BE.. it's up to ME. Time for SWIFT ACTION! id your best mindset reset.

I am a Nobel Peace laureate and my business should be to try to bring stability, not to be a red rag to bulls.

What if reincarnation really happens, and Jesus were reincarnated, & you were a total d*ck to him? It could happen. You should probably treat everyone like they were Jesus reincarnated.

Great brand, no resume - no problem. Great resume, no brand? Welcome to position #347 of the stack of five hundred equally great resumes

Feel good about yourself. You have been blessed and you might not have even realized it.

Tie your camel up as best you can, and then trust it to Providence.

It is bad for the soul to know itself a coward, it is apt to take refuge in mere wordy violence.

There is nothing worse than doing nothing and saying nothing when your voice is needed.

Too many people focus on the thing, instead of the heavenly glory of it. I don't want to give away what to expect.

I hate when I lose my voice and then people try and talk to me and I seem like I'm being rude and then I hurt their feelings. That sucks.