I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I've got to go to school the next day. It's like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

I faced the "dead lion" courageously but will definitely run if I meet a roaring one...

Coding is other type of magic!

When I travel abroad, because I'm Columbian, I'm always one that they check twice and security and I'm the one that they open my bag and the one they pull to the side to check the visa.

I've found that there is always some beauty left -- in nature, sunshine, freedom, in yourself; these can all help you.

I wear myself out trying to render the orange trees so that they're not stiff but like those I saw by Botticelli in Florence. It's a dream that won't come true.

Stand-up comedy is like the lowest medium in all of show business in levels of respect.

In a networked world, trust is the most important currency.

Never again will NAACP find itself near financial ruin.

We are born to love, we live to love, and we will die to love still more.

Real pain can alone cure us of imaginary ills. We feel a thousand miseries till we are lucky enough to feel misery.