I can never find a movie I want to watch, even though I've got hundreds to choose from.

I love the smell of freshly cut grass. It takes me back to summers in Maine.

Apparently, despite my awareness of its pejorative connotation, procrastinating is something I fall victim to quite frequently. I'm not proud of it; I'm just being honest.

I normally work out six days a week. I'll do Pilates on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, and I'll do cardio on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.

How come foreign accents are so sexy? If I say, 'I'm going to the store,' it sounds boring, benign and rudimentary. But if it's said with an accent, it sounds fundamentally cool.

I thought that I'd have a briefcase-and-power-suit career.

Why do I always choose the shopping cart with the squeaky wheel? Is it my bad luck, or are all the carts dysfunctional?

Um... Bulgaria is an interesting country. The people are lovely. There are potholes the size of small planets.

I simply do not think that yelling, swearing, threatening or belittling will get you to the place you want to be faster than kindness, understanding, patience and a little willingness to compromise.

I laugh at what I used to think was cool when I was growing up. In all seriousness, I thought having braces was cool.

I love stretching in the morning. It's the first thing I do when I wake up because getting a good back-crack is so extremely satiating. I feel taller when I finally stand.

I figure we go through things that make us stronger, but we also go through things that just simply piss us off.

Marriage isn't for the weak or lazy. It's work, and it should be. What would be the point otherwise?

Open your eyes, train your ears, use your head. If a mind you have, then use it while you can.

The glorious light is sunshine.

The sun shines even on the wicked.

[Adolf Hitler] had stubborn ideas about clothes and didn't care how he looked and this drove [Eva Braun] up the wall.

It is the little writer rather than the great writer who seems never to quote, and the reason is that he is never really doing anything else.

I've never felt influenced by Ernest Hemingway though I suppose there is something inevitable there.

I'm not afraid to be a jerk or anything and laugh at myself anymore.