I can never remember the name of anywhere I've ever been. I will say that I've eaten at a ton of GREAT places. I just don't remember their names. I'm not that guy.

Anything that you really pour your heart and soul into is always rewarding. The most rewarding thing is probably making each other laugh.

Sometimes presenting the most ignorant point of view can be the best way to satirize the issue and highlight that ignorance.

One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just don't like it when characters do things that are funny to the writer, but you don't know why they're doing it and it doesn't make any sense.

I take my work very seriously, and that's the only way for it to be fun for me.

It always stings a little bit when somebody doesn't like what you put out there, or at least it does for me. I don't take it too much to heart, and it doesn't change anything.

One of the things that makes any good entertainment, whether it's a play, drama, comedy, television, film, whatever, is that you feel a certain amount of spontaneity.

When you have a clear idea of what your character is trying to accomplish, it makes it a lot easier to riff on things.

I'm really bad at writing jokes.

On planes I always cry. Something about altitude, the lack of oxygen and the bad movies. I cried over a St. Bernard movie once on a plane. That was really embarrassing.

Low views of God destroy the gospel for all who hold them.

The CEO is, by far, the most important decision for a company... The company is going to rise and fall with the CEO.

Thanks to the long days of rain, the blades of grass glowed with a deep-green luster, and they gave off the smell of wildness unique to things that sink their roots into the earth.

Pretty much all films I've seen that depict the life of Christ end with the Crucifixion, almost like the filmmakers don't know what to do after.

The fact that the games were so close was a tribute to the level of skill in the World Cup.

If you look at Einstein's equations and put in low speeds and low gravity, they become Newton's equations.

The first thing you find out when yer dog learns to talk is that dogs don't got nothing much to say. About anything. "Need a poo, Todd." "Shutup, Manchee." "Poo. Poo, Todd." "I said shut it."

All statutes to the contrary are revoked.

Once the will is resolved, one's spirit is strengthened. Even a peasant's will is hard to deny, but a samurai of resolute will can sway ten thou­sand men.