I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that [American troops] have started to commit suicide under the walls of Baghdad. We will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly.

The fact is that as soon as they reach Baghdad gates, we will besiege them and slaughter them.

Until now they have refused to do battle with us. They are just going places.

They are sick in their minds. They say they brought 65 tanks into center of city. I say to you this talk is not true. This is part of their sick mind.

It has been rumored that we have fired scud missiles into Kuwait. I am here now to tell you, we do not have any scud missiles and I don't know why they were fired into Kuwait.

They think we are retarded. They are retarded.

.....they had burnt and destroyed around 30 vehicles, including tanks and APC's and damaged three enemy helicopters. God bless the fighters of the Arab Socialist Ba'th Party.

These cowards have no morals. They have no shame about lying.

We butchered the force present at the airport, we are destroying them.

There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!

When we were making the law, when we were writing the literature and the mathematics the grandfarthers of Blair and little Bush were scratching around in caves.

Do not look for a man to learn about the purpose of your life, but look for the creator, who is your maker

I've dreamt of us falling in love and being together in a million different ways, yet I still wake up in the one way without you.

A man like Verdi must write like Verdi.

Many a housewife staring at the back of her husband's newspaper, or listening to his breathing in bed is lonelier than any spinster in a rented room.

Where I am not understood, it shall be concluded that something very useful and profound is couched underneath.

I woke up early this mornin' with a new state of mind/ A creative way to rhyme without usin' knives and guns

The bolder the action, the greater the genius, magic and power that is likely to flow from it.

Normal people with normal problems can be hilarious.

No matter how high or great the throne, What sits on it is the same as your own.