I can see the humorous side of things and enjoy the fun when it comes; but look where I will, there seems to me always more sadness than joy in life.

It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

People who have tried it, tell me that a clear conscience makes you very happy and contented; but a full stomach does the business quite as well, and is cheaper, and more easily obtained.

A good woman's arms round a man's neck is a lifebelt thrown out to him from heaven.

Opportunities flit by while we sit regretting the chances we have lost, and the happiness that comes to us we heed not, because of the happiness that is gone.

Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.

They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.

What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.

It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.

If there is one person I do despise more than another, it is the man who does not think exactly the same on all topics as I do.

It was in love I was created, and in love is how I hope I die

A degree helps to a degree, but your work is largely what you create it to be.

Belief begins where science leaves off and ends where science begins.

What began as an apparently harmless pastime has ended up as a frightening, overpowering addiction or obsession.

I run angry. Football allows me to take out some of my pain on the field.

You always will be singing a song or humming a line or a melody.

In an exclusive interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network Donald Trump said "I believe in god." But of course The Donald was talking about Himself.

Weakness never got anyone anywhere.

Regeneration is the cause of faith, not faith the cause of regeneration.

Faith comes not through pondering but through action.