I can see we're in for a fabulous evening's apocalypse.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Always keep in mind its not about how high you can jump, its landing on level ground that matters!

I suspect that on some level, life is a matter of indefensible loyalties.

Talk about a struggling artist having to work against enormous odds ... But I love movies so much, so I'm going to do it.

To write tragedy, a man must feel tragedy. To feel tragedy, a man must be aware of the world in which he lives. Not only with his mind, but with his blood and sinews.

My easiest judgment for a script is 'do I want to keep reading it?'

How could you love someone and not want them to be happy?

I may fight the British ruler, but I do not hate the English or their language. In fact, I appreciate their literary treasures.

In a course of a lifetime, what does it matter?

On the green banks of Shannon, when Sheelah was nigh, No blithe Irish lad was so happy as I, No harp like my own could so cheerily play, And wherever I went was my poor dog Tray.