I can still smell dog poo everywhere. It stinks.

Mistakes happen and life is full of twists and turns, but you mustn’t let any set backs hold you back from moving forward. Life is too short to dwell on things that have gone wrong.

This seems to be happening more and more, the dreams from the past blurring into reality and sadly, I preferred to be in the dream world rather than reality.

Sometimes you just need the comforts of home, the familiarity of your own family bed and only the pampering a mother can do.

We are all a slave to our passions

Time they say is a great healer, but in this case, I am not sure that is true.

The feeling of abandonment overwhelmed me as I realised that no one had waited, or cared where I was.

I gulped and remained silent, a tear streamed down my face as I looked away, hoping she didn’t notice.

It became evident, that in Paris, only one man could fulfil Heloise’s educational needs, Peter (or as the French called him, Pierre) Abelard, a thirty-seven year old philosopher and teacher

I'm seriously laughing

People can say crap. They can think whatever they want, but you control how you feel about it.

But this bus was a bit too full. The driver only appeared to control the glass and metal around him. In reality, he was at the nose of a travelling paroxysm.

I wish for you the wisdom to realize that forgiveness has nothing to do with an apology.

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.

Ridley Scott obviously an iconic director, he's made some fantastic films. Obviously a very smart, very tasteful, thoughtful guy. So yeah, I'm in good shape; got Ridley Scott with The Cartel.

We have, unlike many of our competitors, continued to meet our various financial obligations.

Those years between drama school and getting onto the stand-up circuit were pretty lean.

Old age takes from the man of intellect no qualities save those that are useless to wisdom.

One day posterity will remember these strange times, when ordinary common honesty was called courage.