I can't afford security. I can't afford a gated house. So, I feel a little vulnerable. I wish some laws would come into play.

God knows, I never want to hurt someone's feelings.

The only time he cries is if he’s hungry. We all have nipples. I don’t care who I offend; my baby wants to eat. If I can’t get a cover over me quick enough, so be it.

I used to wear a lot of red lipstick, and when I got a pimple, I'd cover it up with eyeliner to turn it into a beauty mark.

I have no fears when it comes to my hair or clothes.

A wedding is such a girl thing.

My first crush was Spock. I thought it didn't get any better than Spock.

I have very little faith that I'll ever find someone. I've had some bad luck and I've made some bad choices - not in men, but in how I've chosen to deal with relationships.

I'm pretty much a loner and I've lived under the radar.

I'm flatchested, I'm short, I'm brunette, I have droopy eyes, and so people have a hard time casting me as a 'beauty.'

I don't like slugs and tentacles and calamari or anything. Actually, tentacles made me turn into a vegetarian in high school. I'm not anymore, but in high school, we were dissecting squid.

The best way is not to fight it, just go. Don't be trying all the time to fix things. What you run from only stays with you longer. When you fight something, you only make it stronger.

I don't want something special. I want something beautifully plain.

[Comedy] is an escape from illusions. The audience is...thinking, 'This bullshit we see and hear all day makes no sense.'

Simplicity is complexity resolved

Excessive caution can sometimes lead one as far astray as rash enthusiasm.

What a player does best, he should practice least. Practice is for problems.

The black and merciless things that are behind the great possessions.

Don't push me I've got a corner at my back I've nowhere to go except over you.

Perfectionists demand perfection from themselves first and foremost.

Weak Christians are afraid of the shadow of the cross.