I can't believe I'm saying this, but Obama looks like he DOES need a teleprompter.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

Worship without honor is meaningless

My parents were teachers and they went out of their way to see to it that I had books. We grew up in a home that was full of books. And so I learned to read. I loved to read.

If the Chinese commit cyberwarfare against us, they are going to see cyberwarfare like they have never seen before.

It is idle to talk of civil liberties to adults who were systematically taught in adolescence that they had none; and it is sheer hypocrisy to call such people freedom loving.

I saw the desert, it grew upon me. There are times, when I have sorrows, that I hunger and thirst for it.

Slavery can never be abolished.

In the end, drama is successful if you care about the people.

I never expected this to happen in my lifetime and shall be asking my family to put some champagne in the fridge.

Most people plan by disaster. They think of what can go wrong and then they master it.

Adam wasn't lonely because he was imperfect but because he was perfect. The ache for friends is not the result of sin.