I can't believe food costs money.

i want to pull very long, multi-colored strings out of my brain and place them next to a bowl of doritos at a party

Being sick feels like you're wearing someone else's glasses.

Feel completely unable to do anything. Try to picture your life in five years. It really seems like you will be dead.

I could never be a sports writer, unless my assignment was to write 'sports sports sports sports sports' for three pages.

If someone asks me where I bought something I’m wearing, I will usually say I don’t remember.

Something was comforting about strangers—it seemed like they would exist forever as the same, unknowable mass.

i want to go to the gymand pretend the weight machines are drumsand play the longest drum solo on them

i had a dream that there were these huge indoor swimming pools called 'lobbies' that poor people used to do mass amounts of laundry

shrimp and green peppers are shriveling in my refrigerator

i wish i had 15-20 cats that would serve as a blanket, like if i moved they would adjust to my new position, that would be good

Stay strong, be a warrior and keep moving forward under any and all conditions.

If it’s not one god it’s another. Allah or oil. Jesus or Jewels. Lenin or lust.

Saving time, it seems, has a primacy that's too rarely examined.

We, as a nation, cannot wait for the Pearl Harbor of the information age. We must increase our vigilance to tackle this problem before we are hit with a surprise attack.

Any subject is good for opera if the composer feels it so intently he must sing it out.

Phoebe Wolkind Ephron cracked wise like Dorothy Parker and looked like Katharine Hepburn.

But the law of God came from heaven indeed. God wrote it with his finger, it is the fountain of all wisdom, and therefore shall it continue forever, and never have an end.

When the Jewish state is established - it is very possible that the result will be transfer of Arabs.

It takes two seconds to tell the truth and it costs nothing. A lie takes time and it costs everything.

We all end up dead, it's just a question of how and why.