I can't believe when you write something from within, how many people relate to it.

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up.

If it's not happening, write your own thing!

I think that being a mother, you would do anything for your children. Their pain is your pain; if they're in pain, you feel their pain.

Nobody knows how long you're going to have life on Earth, so you really have to work at being joyous and happy.

I actually went to college with Adam Sandler. He was a dramatic actor, too!

There's so much to watch, I can't even keep up.

I want to do something I feel like I can do.

Sometimes a fan comes up to me, and I'm really interested in how they're acting, so I'll study them and use that in my material.

I'm healthy, I have beautiful children and a beautiful life. I don't want to go toward negative stuff because I'm scared.

You can make the audience laugh, be funny and sad at the same time.

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.

What one exorcises in this [imagery] way at little cost, and for the price of a few tears, will never in effect be reproduced

But death is not easy, and life can win by simulating it.

I really didn't think about song writing.

I agree that there are things that should be kept secret.

Taxation: how the sheep are shorn.

I'll give you everything I've got for a little peace of mind

The age of selfishness and greed is over. The age of kindness and generosity is underway.

A Every man has a king and a fool in him and the one you talk to reacts.

There are millions of business ideas out there but only a tiny percentage of businesses succeed.