I can't cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal.

No one knows anything. You're going to make mistakes and you're going to do things that people think are stupid. You can't sit there and go, "I never want to make a mistake."

It's not like you get up on stage and you're immediately a genius. It takes a long time. So, don't be discouraged.

If a guy doesn't like a funny girl, something is wrong with him.

A person being patient with an insane person is my favorite thing in the world.

Comedy is incredibly hard. You have to be loose. You have to be not afraid to fail.

Growing up in Oklahoma, there wasn't much to do. Play sports, do a lot of drugs, or read and watch movies, which is what I did.

Yeah, improvising only really works 100% when you're with somebody.

All the stories have to do with emotion. Emotion is driving everything.

I really enjoyed playing Vinny Vedecci, the Italian talk show host. He was the first character I ever came up with where I gave him a name and a way of dressing.

Oddly enough, I have really bad stage fright - getting up in front of people. And I made a living going on live television.

Always be truthful and you will have fewer visits from regret, guilt or fear.

Who has the time to become politically active, or even politically aware, when one is struggling just to stay alive and feed one’s children?

Artists are often excellent businessmen. They have to be. Otherwise they do not remain artists.

Happiness never lays its finger on its pulse. If we attempt to steal a glimpse of its features it disappears.

I do write songs about love but I don't really know love that well.

I said it before we arrived in Athens, that we wanted to prove to the world that our bronze medal in Sweden was not a fluke, and we have achieved this.

A trustee has a responsibility to guard the assets of others with a higher degree of care than he does his own.

You're good, you're real good.

He could't have survied a hundred foot drop. I'm sorry Annabeth.

God is cruel and not cruel. He is all being and not being at the same time. Hence He is all contradictions. Nature also is nothing but a mass of contradictions.