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Jeff Ross Quotes: I can't defend someone else's jokes. I can only defend my jokes, and I have to live with my own jokes.
         

I can't defend someone else's jokes. I can only defend my jokes, and I have to live with my own jokes.


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My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain.

My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain.



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Life is short. You have to be able to laugh at our pain or we never move on.



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Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.



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I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.



When I see a good singer, I get teary-eyed. Part of it is jealousy because all comedians are frustrated rock stars. That's a fact.

When I see a good singer, I get teary-eyed. Part of it is jealousy because all comedians are frustrated rock stars. That's a fact.



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How is it possible that Courtney Love looks worse than Kurt Cobain?



I've always liked cops, as much as you can like a group of people, you know? Sure, I've been hassled, but I'm a white dude - privileged.

I've always liked cops, as much as you can like a group of people, you know? Sure, I've been hassled, but I'm a white dude - privileged.



Instead of running for President, why don’t you try walking on a treadmill?

Instead of running for President, why don’t you try walking on a treadmill?



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My life and my career have been a series of happy and not so happy accidents.



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It really bothers me when some people say that all cops are racist. Of course that's not true. Most of you are just [expletive] to everybody.





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