I can't emphasize the immediate panic that would set in when I had to audition. I can't believe I did it.

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up.

The best thing to do, if you really want to be good, is drink vodka all day, from the second you get up to the second they say, "Cut!"

I suppose there are a lot of people who'd kill to have my career, but I still feel like a fan.

I was a terrible actor, and that's why I got the job: I would allow myself to be so bad that I lowered and got down to WWF standards.

I don't know: Why aren't people fascinated by air traffic controllers?

Why focus on what somebody might think? Nobody talks [on TV] like people really talk most of the time.

I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn't work with kids. Kids don't understand sarcasm, and they certainly don't understand my humor.

I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin.

I just don't feel like part of the fraternity of actors. I do geek out. All the time.

I got all of my out-of-work time done in the years when I first came to L.A.!

I myself have never been enchanted by the dream of the white wedding, and, heaven help us, the expectation that this exquisitely catered event should be 'the happiest moment' of one's life.

In both the art and the business worlds, the difference between the amateurs and the professionals is simple: The professionals know they're winging it. The amateurs pretend they're not.

And I'm lost behind The words I'll never find And I'm left behind As seasons roll on by

Liberalism doesn't speak to ideals. Radicalism does.

Little information is published on prisons, it is one of the hidden regions of our social system, one of the dark zones of our life.

Robert Johnson? No, I didn't know him, personally.

Sometimes I try to lose my identity, and I can't get rid of it!

My daily beauty regimen consists of washing my face before bed and putting on moisturizer.

Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

Self-regulation stands in relation to regulation the way self-importance stands in relation to importance.