I can't fault my players. We created a lot of chances but we missed out on a victory because of the woodwork and goalkeeper Bonano, who did very well.

It's impossible to be more of a footballer than Messi.

Leo's goals are works of art.

Once Celtic got their equaliser, they played a sort of anti-football.

Once he's on the run, Messi is unstoppable. He's the only player who can change direction at such a pace.

Deco, it was a pleasure to have worked with you.

I still really like newspapers. I'm gonna feel really sad when they go. Or not - maybe I'll be dead.

I feel better about blaming myself if there is some sort of mistake and that's why I'm not in a rush.

It's not like I let people do things for me, so I guess you can call me a control freak, or you can call me passionate.

Pardon me for breathing, which I never do any way so I don’t know why I bother to say it, oh God, I’m so depressed.

Train yourself to let go of the things you fear to lose.

In truth it is best to learn wisdom, and abandoning all nonsense, to leave it to boys to enjoy their season of play and mirth.

Why go somewhere else and start up all over again?

Why did the Apostrophe Protection Society not have a militant wing? Could I start one? Where do you get balaclavas?

The wisdom of our parents, grandparents, ancestors. In each individual life, it seems, we must first reject that wisdom, then later come to appreciate it.

Text without context is pretext.