I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all.

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Famous people are above the law.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

When you are in action it is very difficult to get a bird’s eye view of your own performance! Find some time to introspect.

I’m not denying their kindness, ” said the Rani. “But after all kindness isn’t the only virtue.

Our calling is not primarily to be holy women, but to work for God and for others with Him.

And yet I am convinced that man will never give up true suffering- that is, destruction and chaos. Why, suffering is the sole root of consciousness.

Blocking and countering like they do in the films doesn't work, so don't bother trying.

I don't worry about the storms, I am learning to sail my own ship.

You just have to keep in mind that the important relationship is the relationship with the audience. That's what I try to do. Everything else is secondary.

A rhinoceros is as ugly as a human being, and it too is going to die, but at least it never thinks that it is beautiful.

Unattractive people are more obsessed with looks.

Let us return to 'no'. It has the charm of brevity.