I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me.

It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.

As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.

In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.

If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.

I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.

At this point I've got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when 'Weird Al' wants to go parody, it's not meant to make them look bad... it's meant to be a tribute.

If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”

Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab.

Transparency means to dedicate our thoughts and efforts to non privacy rules and not to defend negative intelligence ideas or surveillance programs.

Greatness comes by surrounding yourself with great people.

God created the universe in such a manner that all in common might derive their food from it, and that the Earth should also be a property common to all.

Being an actress is a very physical thing. If I didn't look the way I looked, I would never have started in films.

The splendid discontent of God With chaos made the world. And from the discontent of man The worlds best progress springs.

So much as I enjoy big novels of epic sweep, I often find, say, if they follow several generations, by the third generation, I'm not caring about the people anymore.

The day I was born, March 1, 1994, Celine Dion was solid at #1 with 'The Power of Love.' Not a bad start to your life.

She's got Greta Garbo's standoff sighs, she's got Bette Davis eyes.

Perhaps there is no more dangerous place for a Christian to be than in safety and comfort, detached from the suffering of others.

That sorrow for sin that keeps the soul from looking towards the mercy seat is a sinful sorrow.