I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

I know you lost your way, but remember love is the only freeway of life.

Sometimes, Anu, we have to take actions that make us sad because it's the right thing to do for the future.

I was considered as a jazz man rather than as a blues player. There were no blues players-you played one sort of jazz of another sort of jazz.

Life is like a fire. Flames which the passer-by forgets. Ashes which the wind scatters. A man lived.

Man is made of ordinary things, and habit is his nurse.

When I hear music, it's visual; I see things.

Grown-ups always say that things are complicated.

It is a common saying, and in everybody's mouth, that life is but a sojourn.

Mother always said you were greedy.

Books are true levelers. They give to all, who will faithfully use them, the society, the spiritual presence, of the best and greatest of our race.