I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today.

A rainbow looks good because the colours demonstrate restrain. Otherwise it would be an ugly blob.

Life doesn't tend to fix things or wrap them up in bows.

I think anything that is expressed directly and as honestly as possible will last.

The museums want large crowds coming to the shows - it's the same thing. It's hype. Absolutely. But there's nothing evil about it.

There is nothing better than getting shot at and missed. It's really great.

It is better to be wise, and not to seem so, than to seem wise, and not be so; yet men, for the most part, desire the contrary.

You ever want to know what consensus and groupthink and conventional wisdom in Washington is, just find what David "Rodham" Gergen is saying and you'll find out what 99% of 'em are thinking.

Experience has taught me that you cannot value dreams according to the odds of their coming true. Their real value is in stirring within us the will to aspire.

In the end, as a manager or coach, you have to keep your heart pure and do your best as a manager or a coach.

I think if you're gonna run your mouth at somebody and they call you out on it - that's it!