I can't help it. I'm just a big gasbag. I still got leftover barbeque gas." She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long far. "Excuse me, " she said.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

When Passion meets Inspiration, an Obsession is born.

Take care, take care. This city thrives! It's money gives you wings to soar. But it is a yoke on your shoulders and you would do well to take note of the bruise around your neck.

The worse the news, the more effort should go into communicating it.

I stay off the Internet.

It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning.

What we do not understand we do not possess.

I'm very practical. What I'm reaching for is individualism for women

I like the free-speech stuff, the political-correctness stuff.

I wouldn't say that I'm overly religious, but I have a pretty good relationship with my spiritual being.

O that my tongue were in the thunder's mouth! Then with passion would I shake the world.