I can't jump high, so I jump from high places.

If God built me a ladder to heaven, I would climb it and elbow drop the world

On the 8th day, God created Mankind. Why was he having such a bad day? Why did he create all of you normal... but forget so many important parts of me?

I would rather hurt a man...than love a woman.

A big book is like a serious relationship; it requires a commitment.

Destruction CAN be beautiful!

Shut your role and know your mouth.

I thought about going to WCW but then I realized I wasn't old enough.

If the WWF was about talent, Taka Michinoku would have been WWF champion

I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang...to give you.

I really like it. I really, really like it. Ah, ah, ah, ah...buried alive...buried alive.

In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this?

One never knows how loyalty is born.

Marriage functions best when both partners remain somewhat unmarried.

Creativity is one of the last remaining legal ways of gaining an unfair advantage over the competition.

In the true man there is a child concealed who wants to play.

Every man who is not a monster, a mathematician, or a mad philosopher, is the slave of some woman or other.

Jesus didn't come to make us Christian. Jesus came to make us fully human.

Every living cell in your body is made from the food you eat. If you consistently eat junk food then you'll have a junk body.

I loved the idea of seeing the world through a boy's eyes.

Alchemy is really the secret tradition of the redemption of spirit from matter.