I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that person. I have to do him true.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.

I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think.

A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.

Two things people throughout history have had in common are hatred and humour. I am proud that I have been able to use humour to lessen people's hatred.

I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

Booty is just a ghetto expression, and I'm just a booty star.

All humor is rooted in pain.

I had some great things and I had some bad things. The best and the worst . . . In other words, I had a life.

If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being bitter. Being bitter makes you immobile, and there's too much that I still want to do.

There are two means of refuge from the misery of life — music and cats.

When you invest in life, you are being fruitful and productive

My life is now divided into two periods: With June and After June. I can't wrap my mind around the idea of it.

Remember if people talk behind your back it only means you're two steps ahead!

In our Country... one class of men makes war and leaves another to fight it out.

Life: a constellation of vital phenomena—organization, irritability, movement, growth, reproduction, adaptation.

Samuel Eto'o is reputedly the highest-paid player in the world at £350,000 per week - that's £5,000 a day

A Conservative government is necessary. There is no credible alternative.

I hate it. It looks like a stickup at 7-Eleven. Five guys standing there with their hands in the air.

When we talk about fighting for our country, we're talking about our vote, our vote is our arms.