I can't keep my fingers out of any pies.

Religion is for people who fear hell, spirituality is for people who have been there.

Don’t you love the Oxford Dictionary? When I first read it, I thought it was a really really long poem about everything.

Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming.

If I never wake again, I certainly will have lived while I was alive.

And these children that you spit on as they try to change their worlds are immune to your consultations. They're quite aware of what they're going through.

I don't know where I'm going from here, but I promise it won't be boring.

I suspect that dreams are an integral part of existence, with far more use for us than we've made of them...The fine line between the dream state and reality is at times, for me, quite grey.

The end comes when the infinites arrive.

I'm always amazed that people take what I say seriously. I don't even take what I am seriously.

Put on your red shoes, and dance the blues.

Be happy while you live life.

Novelty does not require intelligence, but ignorance, which is why the young excel in this branch.

I consider myself to be an inept pianist, a bad singer, and a merely competent songwriter. What I do, in my opinion, is by no means extraordinary.

Believe in yourself, step one. Believe in the order, step two. Believe in the teachings, step three.

The great thing about music is that whatever you're into, you see new possibilities.

He looked like a Yanni fan at an Iron Maiden Concert.

One thing I like about Argentina, they only cook with salt; that's it.

Barack Obama is a street corner community organizer who is using the office of the presidency here to virtually undermine it.

Some people are born to fit the times.

If you are honest, you will live life safely. But if you are dishonest, you will get hurt.