I can't know everything, pretend you're an orphan.

I've never trusted toadstools, but I suppose some must have their good points.

Those who say there's nothing like a nice cup of tea for calming the nerves never had *real* tea. It's like a syringe of adrenaline straight to the heart!

Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be!

The proper order of things is often a mystery to me. You, too?

Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I'd run.

Let your *need* guide you behavior. *Supress* your instinct to lead... Pursue Rabbit!

The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die.

I'm afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You're on your own, girl.

Is our situation not dismal? Wonderland is so discombobulated that lady bugs have turned belligerent and enlisted in the queen's army! Punish their conversion!

To the royal guards of this realm, we are all victims in-waiting.

Speak to yourself with compassion on the inside and you will radiate peace on the outside.

You strip away every ounce of civility in me, Selene” - Levi

Every hip-hop artist I have worked with has a respect for higher power, whether that's church, Allah, or any sort of higher being - they all have a humbleness.

Going back to Ireland involves at least six to seven emotional breakdowns for me per day.

Sometimes I'm so sweet even I can't stand it.

It's usually, my people speak to your people and then they speak around each other and trade calls for weeks.

Nothing we do, however virtuous, can be accomplished alone; therefore we are saved by love.

Good-humor will sometimes conquer ill-humor, but ill-humor will conquer it oftener; and for this plain reason, good-humor must operate on generosity, ill-humor on meanness.

Here's a new 'Blessing' for our time -- 'May Anderson Cooper never be sent to report on your town!

Our prayers lay the track down which God's power can come.