I can't memorize names and shake hands at the same time.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

What inspires you to do what you do is the reason why you persist, even in the face of trouble.

Patience is a key element to a healthy and prosperous life

The water was pure and cold and came out of the Apennines tasting like snow melted in the hands of a pretty girl.

When Pleasure is at the bar the jury is not impartial.

Anybody who plays the stock market not as an insider is like a man buying cows in the moonlight.

Political correctness is driving machismo underground and recalling effeminacy from exile.

The only reason men fail is because of broken focus

Something of calumny always sticks.

The first law of history is to dread uttering a falsehood; the next is not to fear stating the truth; lastly, the historian's writings should be open to no suspicion of partiality or animosity.

Let your heart guide you...it whispers so listen closely.