I can't relate to livin' less than great.

Could hate a person, but in fact it's not worth it. Never know how long you've got on this earth, kid.

I use a pick in my hair without force. You use a lawn mower-you got peat moss.

Large Professor, none greater none fresher, Won't fold under pressure...grew up down the road from Fran Drescher.

Why's my name the Large Professor? Cause I milked your cow, in other words I hit your heifer.

Reason respects the differences, and imagination the similitudes of things.

Friendship between two women is always a plot against another one.

I had never been out covering a story, but boy, was that fun.

I've always wanted to do a movie that takes place in the 70's and was about rock and roll and getting high, like Dazed and Confused or Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

There are moments when we have to return to our roots.

Never ask, "What reason do I have to be happy?" Instead ask, "To what purpose can I attach my happiness?

I play piano every day.

When I present, I cheat. I only talk about things I care about.

For each episode the five of us are all wearing clothes by the same designer. It's a different designer for each episode, but for each one we're all wearing their clothes.

If we live in peace ourselves, we in turn may bring peace to others. A peaceable man does more good than a learned one.