I can't remember, I wish I could remember the first time I bet on baseball.

You'd be surprised how many shortcomings can be overcome by hustle.

Jay Z got Cano a big raise, but he got him an extra 30-day vacation - and it's called October.

See the ball; hit the ball.

You owe it to yourself to be the best you can possibly be - in baseball and in life.

If you have someone equal in ability to me I will beat him every time because I will try harder.

Doctors tell me I have the body of a thirty year old. I know I have the brain of a fifteen year old. If you've got both, you can play baseball.

Am I still in uniform? Then I ain't retired.

Somebody's gotta win and somebody's gotta lose and I believe in letting the other guy lose.

Creating success is tough. But keeping it is tougher. You have to keep producing, you can't ever stop.

Every time I step up to the plate, I expect to get a hit. If I don't expect to get a hit, I have no right to step into the batter's box in the first place.

If one could recover the uncompromising spirit of one's youth one's greatest indignation would be for what one has become.

I think a lot of humor is about distracting yourself. Pretend you're not trying to make it funny. Because for some reason the effort to be funny smells like sulphur in our culture.

Each ray of light moves in the coordinate system 'at rest' with the definite, constant velocity V independent of whether this ray of light is emitted by a body at rest or a body in motion.

Wildflower corners are easy to maintain, but once gone, they are hard to rebuild.

Now I see -- we are always most revolted by the things hidden within us.

When you are faced with choices, you can achieve your dreams without sacrificing your integrity.

No step taken in faith is wasted, not by a God who makes all things new.

I would prefer to remain in prison for another 20 years than bargain my beliefs for freedom.

I think I'm too lazy a writer to do something like historical fiction. You have to do so much research. I just write what I know.

I don't have to have talent. I just need to have auto-tune and be allowed to have the hottest track in the game, and my swag.