I can't run a company... I can't even run my own life!

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.

Your calling is in your difference and uniqueness

Washington was no politician as we understand the word, " replied Ratcliffe abruptly. "He stood outside of politics. The thing couldn't be done today. The people don't like that sort of royal airs.

Every precious thing that you want out of life starts from believing that you possess an unstoppable drive to continuously strive and thrive.

People started down the road with good intentions, but the moment the road became rough or difficult, they'd abandon it.

RECONCILIATION, n. A suspension of hostilities. An armed truce for the purpose of digging up the dead.

I’ll not complain about your boring life, if you just leave me to mine

As I mentioned, I was a carpenter for a time.

The rebuilding of Iraq has been terrible.

Curiosity is the hunger of the human mind.

As such, I also bear witness to the unexpected extent to which man is capable of defying and braving even the worst conditions conceivable.