I can't sing, but I know how to, which is quite different.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

There's always something fishy about the French.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

Work is much more fun than fun.

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.

Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you.

You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.

You're a dream. Like everything else.

Beauty of heaven and earth resides in our heart and it is the joyful reflection of the soul.

We find greater lightness & ease in our lives as we increasingly care for ourselves & other beings.

There never was a man who could sit down and say: 'Now I am going to be the first man to write.

I had sadness for breakfast.

Laugh as much as you choose, but you will not laugh me out of my opinion.

I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once.

I will not let my teammates down and I will not let myself down.

Clergymen and people who use phrases without wisdom sometimes talk of suffering as a mystery. It is really a revelation.