I can't stop thinking like this.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

The opinion which other people have of you is their problem, not yours.

The worst mistake a writer can make is to assume everyone has an imagination.

The loner who looks fabulous is one of the most vulnerable loners of all.

Jason smiled and took a sip of his coke before responding. “I’m not sure how to reply to that. I thought about just giving you a nasty look. But I see you already have one.

I liked the thought that the book I was now holding had been held by dozens of others.

My heart is breaking for a little love

My view is that knowing languages is part of the process of becoming a cultured person.

Detroit is full of talent.

We would do best in a market where everyone acted foolishly.