I can't take any more white boys noodling around on their guitars.

In life sometimes, in the universe, you have to close some doors to have others open.

Ninety-nine per cent of opening bands stink.

Now in a way, money is money, and if it's going to increase our audience, that's fine.

We sold a certain, steady amount of product for them and they could count on it. When it came time to ask for the money for this new record, they dropped us. It was fine with us. It was a dead fish.

Not after the big bust in '92, there's no big drug lifestyle anymore. I can't talk about it. Pretty ugly.

I'm a very big Notorious B.I.G. fan and I do an imitation of him that always cracks everybody up.

I was never into smart college boy music.

I want to sound like Christopher Cross in another ten years, and be totally proud of it.

Know that I am extremely proud of all that is 'Ween.

We are going to put out a boxed set thing, but I don't want to do it yet. I want to wait until we're 45 and we're bitter and broke. Then, we'll put out the comprehensive Ween boxed set.

Leaving the world without keeping an heirloom is a degradation of the divine purpose.

The willingness to keep learning is, I think, the most important thing about trying to be good at anything. You never want to stop learning.

Sarah Palin finally heard what happened in Japan and she's demanding that we invade 'Tsunami.'

After college, I wanted to learned about myself as an American, so I left the United States and went to Japan.

To look back to antiquity is one thing, to go back to it is another.

A great gift is an answer waiting for a question.

I'm a registered, vetted gun owner, but that's because I live way out in the country, like way out in the middle of nowhere.

In another couple of generations, we're really gonna see the effect of this single-parent raising. And I think that's the problem. That's the disconnect. That's the miscommunication.

People think my friend George is weird because he wears sideburns...behind his ears. I think he's weird because he wears false teeth...with braces on them.

I felt the exultancy of a man just released from slavery and ready to set the universe on fire.