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Anthony Jeselnik Quotes: I can't talk politics with my cousin because he's such a hypocrite. He's against the death penalty and he hanged himself.
         

I can't talk politics with my cousin because he's such a hypocrite. He's against the death penalty and he hanged himself.


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