I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.

The thing that makes you say, "I want to do something" - that is the beginning of talent.

What if the insane are too raw to know which stations are real and which are just confused static?

Chaos often breeds life when order breeds habit.

Whatever I'm doing, I try to give it everything.

It's easy to get lost in endless speculation. So today, release the need to know why things happen as they do. Instead, ask for the insight to recognize what you're meant to learn.

You are the most brave intrepid person I have ever known, and you have dedicated your life to helping those who are misunderstood and underrepresented.

Someone who can write aphorisms should not fritter away his time in essays.

I am the one who got myself fat, who did all the eating. So I had to take full responsibility for it.

He that soweth to his flesh shall of the flesh reap corruption; but he that soweth to the Spirit shall of the Spirit reap life everlasting.

I have decided to fight for my country, because we have build a success story in Guanajuato, with real results and more yet to come in the next two years.