I can't wait to ride my electric scooter, walk my dog, watch TV, be bored … and I'm gonna put [my Oscar] in my hand and kiss it every night before I go to sleep.

As soon as I get home, all I want to eat is seafood.

Nothing else matters, except that I have fun, and I'm still having fun.

[Answering the question 'If you had caused the end of the world, what would you do?'] I would try to fix it. I would go to bed on time and brush my teeth.

Brave men don’t learn from their home.

Everybody loses the thing that made them.

Um, I don't know, really [about my future.]

I actually had to learn what an Oscar was.

I get to meet different directors and different people.

When I need to cry, I think of very sad things, mostly about animals.

The difference between you and me is that I always forgive you.

I lived at home for 2 1/2 months each time. I waited tables at Govnr's Park Tavern in Denver and then I moved on.

Russian literature saved my soul. When I was a young girl in school and I asked what is good and what is evil, no one in that corrupt system could show me.

Talk not of love: thou never knew'st its force.

This is a time of great challenges for America, and I pray that the president will be successful in guiding our nation.

Don't dream of winning, train for it.

What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

Somehow it always comes back to coal at school.

My favorite random email I got was from some guy who wrote: "Mr. Max, with the hope of a six year old on the night before Christmas asking about Santa, I ask the same question: Do you really exist?

You took the Alkaholik challenge, and lost your balance You underground, we under water drinkin liquid by the gallons