I can't wait to work for Rick Kaplan. He's a great producer. I would host an infomercial if he would produce it.

I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back.

I was up late last night yapping about the elections on CNN and up early this morning doing the same thing in my daughter's kindergarten class.

The modern tribalism of the left demands that each person choose a group and then agree with everything that group agrees with. And anybody who leaves that group is stoned to death.

Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he's nice, but you don't take him seriously. That is Canada.

Feminism's latest victory: the right to get your limbs blown off in war. Congratulations.

Anybody who sides with Canada internationally in a debate between the U.S. and Canada, say, Belgium, is somebody whose opinion we shouldn't care about in the first place.

Unless you know a lot more about something than I do, I am not really that interested. I have too much information already.

It is nice to be around people who think differently than you. They challenge your ideas and keep you from being complacent.

It is increasingly important to be open-minded.

I will say, the one thing Mexico does well is punish prisoners. They do. They're good at that.

Ivy! It's a natural disaster! You have to be there!

Friends are the most important part of your life. Treasure the tears, treasure the laughter, but most importantly, treasure the memories.

Scoring goals is the best feeling you can have. I always look up at the stand for my family straight afterwards it means everything to me that they travel to every game.

In my opinion, moderation is a vastly overrated virtue, particularly when applied to work

All great success and achievement is preceded and accompanied by hard, hard, work. When in doubt, 'try harder.' And if that doesn't work, try harder still!

Let us seek to extend the present life to the uttermost by observing every law of health, and by properly balancing labor, study, rest and recreation.

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most fools do. But it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.

I don't want to see a movie twice. I don't want to do anything twice.

I wear a lot of black, but not in the goth way, I just really love black. I'll never be in pink or purples.

Every achiever that I have ever met says, 'My life turned around when I began to believe in me'.