I can’t write five words but that I change seven.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

So much of war is sitting around and doing nothing, waiting for somebody else. With no guarantee of the amount of time you have left it doesn't seem worth even starting a train of thought.

When a unicorn is slain, men have destroyed again the image of beauty that they seek.

Let God create in you His masterpiece. He will make you truly different and joyfully weird.

People think, 'Oh, I'm loving myself by sitting on this sofa for four hours.' Love yourself enough to get up!

Even though I'm in love, sometimes I get so afraid.

In heaven there are two distinct loves, love to the Lord and love towards the neighbor, in the inmost or third heaven love to the Lord, in the second or middle heaven love towards the neighbor.

Before she married my father, my mother was a film reviewer for The Akron Beacon Journal - a small newspaper.

That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.

There is nothing normal about a musician's lifestyle; I don't have a nine-to-five job at the post office.

Family is the most important thing in my life, so I guess it's not surprise that I like to write about it.