I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

However difficult death is for us to accept, we must... how would we learn to appreciate each moment if it were not precious? If life were forever?

Skepticism is the elegance of anxiety.

I think I am aggressive, I think I am critical when it's necessary.

Cat talk is a complicated, self-centered language. If you speak to your cat first, it probably won't speak back. Cats initiate conversations.

What is your greatest ambition in life?' 'To become immortal... and then die.

Throughout my life, I've seen the difference that volunteering efforts can make in people's lives. I know the personal value of service as a local volunteer.

Bad behaviour makes men more glamorous. Women get destroyed, thrown out of society and locked up in institutions.

This world needs more than good works. It needs good news. Good works come out of the good news.

With all due respect to Taylor Lautner and his 18-pack abs, my werewolf is going to be 100 times cooler!

Englishmen have a genius for looking uncomfortable. Their feelings are terribly mixed up with their personal appearance.