I can take any amount of criticism, as long as it is unqualified praise.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

There's always something fishy about the French.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

Work is much more fun than fun.

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.

Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you.

You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.

Spiritual": religion without any rules. All the comfort of fictitious friends with none of their demands.

Don't waste your time to appease people who have already stumbled in you because of what you stand for. Respect their decision & move on...

I guess Ive always wanted to push the boundaries as an actor.

I'm an atheist how unfortunate it is to assign responsibility to the higher up for justice amongst people.

Reputations are shaped not by facts but by prejudices.

If I do not speak in a language that can be understood there is little chance for a dialogue.

God is dead not because He doesn't exist, but because we live, play, procreate, govern, and die as though He doesn't.

I can think of a lot of words to describe Senator Kerry's position on Iraq; "consistent" is not one of them.

The idea of entrepreneurship applies as much in politics, religion, society and the arts as it does in business.

Simi? What was it you told me once about families? We have three kinds of family. Those we are born to, those who are born to us, and those we let into our hearts.