I can tell by the way somebody walks if they can dance or not. Just by the rhythm.

It may be an old cliche, but I think true love will last; it has no end. But finding the right person is a very difficult thing.

I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.

When a performer doesn't get nervous, that is when you have to give up.

Puerto Rico is one of those places you can be as quiet or as crazy as you want, because there's so much nightlife. I have to take the craziness carefully.

You can shuffle my deck any day!

It could still be a good night if you play your cards right.

I don't do close-ups any more. I am better looking from the waist downwards.

Nice to see you, to see you nice

It gets harder every day to get out of bed. I don't feel like it loads of the time. It is only my exercise routine which wakes me up.

There are enough tears in any child's life; we certainly don't need to add to them in the name of entertainment.

Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you.

Surrender is not a weakness, or state of inaction, but rather a powerful state of pure energy; the energy of becoming your true purpose.

I wanted us to be careful about, going to the corner diner, interviewing three people and saying, "here's the mood of the public."

God continues to lift the curtain and allow the enemies of America to give us probably what we deserve.

You know what the difference is between a dream and a goal?... A plan.

I never had a desire to hurt anybody.

There's sometimes a little bit of a trap to limit yourself for an audience.

A lot of my writing is basically about observation, and things that I've seen, either through personal experiences or the experiences of people around me, or society at large.

[Before each of numerous portrait sittings:] Now then, with teeth or without?

I literally feel pity for a lot of the stupid idiots that I have to deal with.