I can tell you one thing. I've done this my way. I don't have anybody to blame for this win but me, and I love it.

I believe nicotine plus caffeine equals protein.

I don't think I've ever stepped into a gym - they won't let me smoke there. I just thank God Miller Lite isn't as fattening as most beers. If I cut back on beer, though, I'd look anorexic.

I was never able to have three of four beers. One's too many, and ten just ain't enough. Basically it's the way I've been since high school.

I hit the ball as hard as I can. If I can find it, I hit it again.

Life is nothing but a memory. People who dwell on the bad ones aren't going to have a whole lot of good ones coming up.

This fitness thing is blown out of proportion. What am I going to do on a treadmill - smoke a cigarette and drink a diet Coke?

There are probably some things I could do to keep my flexibility up, but I'd rather smoke, drink diet Cokes and eat.

I enjoy the oohs! and aahs! from the gallery when I hit my drives. But I'm getting pretty tired of the awws! and uhhs! when I miss the putt.

My slogan is who needs fitness when you've got great equipment.

I learned you can't drink whiskey and play golf.

There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.

For me, dressing is always a question of principle, respect, a sense of order, not to disguise myself, even in rotten places.

Surrender is the most difficult thing in the world while you are doing it and the easiest when it is done.

We'll really have a party, but we gotta put a guard outside, if the folks come home I'm afraid they gonna have my hide.

Real luxury is time and opportunity to read for pleasure

Not that I have anything much against redundancy. But I said that already.

Be happy, but be happy through piety.

I never understood what rules I was supposed to learn, and what rules I was supposed to break

You get a little stir crazy during the week.

It is the feeling of injustice that is insupportable to all men.