I can trust in Jesus. And this Gospel that we preach does work. So those who are hurting and suffering today, hang in there. The sun will shine again.

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.

Live one day at a time, and never be afraid.

You can educate yourself right out of a relationship with God.

I take Him shopping with me. I say, OK, Jesus, help me find a bargain.

You don't have to be dowdy to be a Christian.

Honey, I am going to my grave with my eyelashes and my makeup on.

The Bible says, Judge not lest ye be judged. Our lives are supposed to be hospitals, not courtrooms.

I love being under submission to my husband ... I believe in keeping the male ego intact.

I wake up every morning and I wish I were dead, and so does Jim.

Religious people today are courts and juries. When it comes down to it, Jesus died on the cross so that we could learn to love others like we love ourselves, not judge them or persecute them.

Praise is the mode of love which always has some element of joy in it.

Although wrongs have been done me I live in hope. ... Now we are together again to make peace.

The nature of our motivation determines the character of our work.

But when you slice truth too thin, you deceive.

If it doesn't taste good it doesn't go on the menu

Bad shooters are always open

Who among us has not gazed thoughtfully and patiently at a painting of Jackson Pollock and thought "What a piece of crap?"

The world is cluttered up with unfinished business in the form of projects that might have been successful, if only at the tide point someone's patience had turned to active impatience.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

Mining is like a search-and-destroy mission.