I can walk through a hotel lobby and watch people at the desk and see what they're doing. People don't look at me. They don't even know I'm there.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

Do the best you can until you know better. Then when you know better, do better.

Be aware of too much wisdom!

We want you. We wanted you yesterday, we want you today and we'll want you tomorrow. There's nothing you could do to change that.

People like to say their songs are like children, but you gotta get those kids out there so they can make some money and pay the rent.

I was approached in Texas to be a model a few times. One of my first jobs was the cover of a CD.

I can't imagine the right wing trying to unite without my participation.

The secret of contentment lay in ignoring many things completely.

The pressure to conform to an authority figure or peer group can cause people to behave in shocking ways.

I think purple is the only color that suits me most.

You can only inspire when you give people a new way of looking at the world in which they live.