I cannot abide anyone treating another human being like a piece of dirt, whatever the context.

By puberty I learned that nothing worth having could be easily attained and to succeed one must be single minded.

As long as we prioritize material truths over spiritual truths we will live in tyranny because we are living an illusion

You must not feel persecuted and examined. Liberate yourself from the idea that people are watching you.

The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can't sing.

People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person but it doesn't. It just makes you a sad bitter old showbiz nightmare.

I get fixated when I'm bleeding -- I can see why they went in for blood-letting in the medieval times because it makes you feel a bit better. When I cut myself, the drama of it calms me down.

A library doesn't need windows. A library is a window.

There are two types of people in this world: one who opens a packet of biscuits, has one and puts the rest back in the cupboard, and one who eats the whole packet in one go.

The bad-boy label is just an assumption.

There are 10-20 times more male comics than female comics; it's something to do with the social structure of society.

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him will believeth in anything. - Hitchens 3:16

On the rocks of a bay so blue, it made her gray eyes glow.

What would your life be like if your body were your friend and ally?

A man who cannot control his temper is not very likely to control his passions, and no matter what his pretensions in religion, he moves in daily life very close to the animal plane.

A wonderful book . . . Full of sadness, hope, and ultimately love. I found it very moving.

Look, my philosophy in life is expect nothing and everything is a bonus.

This woman talk like she from so deep in the country she got corn growing in her shoes.

God loves to take people from broken backgrounds and surprise them with possibilities.

When you are aspiring to the highest place, it is honorable to reach the second or even the third rank.

Dreamers are not content with being mediocre.