I cannot be contained because I am the container.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.

My soul is not contained within the limits of my body; my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.

Flowers don't worry about how they're going to bloom. They just open up & turn toward the light & that makes them beautiful.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart.

History is a madman's museum.

We can do whatever we wish to do provided our wish is strong enough. ... What do you want most to do? That's what I have to keep asking myself in the face of difficulties.

What I find daunting always is to stand on a stage and talk to people, whether they agree with me or not.

Every time you lose an animal, it's like losing a brick from the house. Pretty soon the house just falls down, you know?

I travel a lot to promote the perfumes and to do the commercials.

She knew what it was to wait for someone who would never come home. She knew that grief, like a scar, faded but never really went away.

I do not need someone to complete me, but if you wanted to, we could walk next to each other into whatever is coming next.

To aid life, leaving it free, however, that is the basic task of the educator.

A man without scenery is completely disarmed.

The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.