I cannot believe that in all the years that there have been female stand-ups, there has never been a show just for them.

I think comedy is funnier when it's real.

I think the whole concept that women aren't funny is dead. It's over; it's done.

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. It's just genetic.

Obviously I've gone out of my way in my career to not look good, so it's always nice to, every once in a while, get the opposite going.

It's easy for people to strike if they're not working on a regular basis.

I love Tig Notaro; I just think she's so awesome.

I feel like people are funny, and women are people, so I'm sick of the distinction.

I feel like I'm the luckiest actress in the world.

I do have a lot of female friends who are stand-ups and also women who are actresses and also happen to have an act.

Well, one of the things I love about 'The Office' is that it has so much heart.

Women are no sheep.

Ethically, she couldn't cause the suffering of any living thing. Logically, bacon cheeseburgers were delicious.

I find any sort of acting that doesn't have any humor in it is mind-numbingly boring.

As often happens during a war, some parts of the country prospered, notwithstanding the constant loss.

Those who cannot forgive others break the bridge over which they themselves must pass.

I'll ne'er distrust my God for cloth and bread while lilies flourish and the raven 's fed.

Incurable means curable from within.

YOU LET ME DROWN!” Owen said. “YOU DIDN’T DO ANYTHING! YOU JUST WATCHED ME DROWN! I’M ALREADY DEAD!” he told us. “REMEMBER THAT: YOU LET ME DIE.

I believe the gun has no power because a gun can only kill, but a pen can give life.

Grace me no grace, nor uncle me no uncle; I am no traitor's uncle, and that word "grace" In an ungracious mouth is but profane.