I cannot keep from talking, even at the risk of being instructive.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.

My thoughts became demons and made my mind evil.

The truth was, it was myself I couldn't trust, my eyes from betraying my heart.

Strange enlightenments are vouchsafed to those who seek the higher places.

Unbridled capitalism will lead to some very real problems.

I think my face and voice suit me better as I get older.

I was never one to stand on a soap box and say, "This is how you need to live your life!" It was never about that.

Ego is even worse than dirt and filth because it attacks others.

As any custom is disused, the words that expressed it must perish with it; as any opinion grows popular, it will innovate speech in the same proportion as it alters practice.

Here's what I'm curious about. For the president of Mexico, this man, Donald Trump, is, it's probably not an understatement to say, despised by many Mexicans.