I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?

We haven't got a plan so nothing can go wrong!

We'll be remembered more for what we destroy than what we create.

Wisdom is bestowed by the Creator.

You have constellationsgrowing under your skin.starlight in the blood spilledwhen they stole your feathers

Both of my parents have been actors there were a lot of show tunes on in the car all of the time. I grew up with that.

Photograph each day so we can live forever

We're working with our friends in the Middle East, many of which, as you know, are Muslim majority nations.

Liberals will only support you after you're gone.

About a year ago, out of the blue, I just wrote a bunch of songs.

My record label is treating me like I'm a new artist, which is exciting after all this time.

I kind of have to go to the bathroom," Aria said woozily. Ezra smiled. "Can I come?