I cannot tell and I shall never know how many words of mine might have given birth to cruelty in place of love and kindness and charity.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become president. I'm beginning to believe it.

True patriotism hates injustice in its own land more than anywhere else.

You can only protect your liberties in this world by protecting the other man's freedom.

I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.

The law does not pretend to punish everything that is dishonest. That would seriously interfere with business.

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose.

A criminal is someone without the capital to incorporate

I am not afraid of any god in the universe who would send me or any other man or woman to hell. If there were such a being, he would not be a god; he would be a devil.

I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.

Lost causes are the only ones worth fighting for.

Shall I add a man to my collection?

But it works that way if it works.

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.

Our business is to be happy.

I think your life is governed not by the bricks or mortar around you, its governed by who holds your hand and who spits in your eye.

I'm going to go with Chihuahua, just because I can't think of anything more frightening than a giant Chihuahua.

I want to be able to sing well, but I have the worst voice in the world.

Angela King is a lovely person with a tremendous sense of art.

Any good thing that happens to someone you love can only be good for you too.

Problems between countries always exist, especially between such big countries as Russia and the United States. There have always been some issues, but I don't think we should go to extremes.