I cannot tell good art from bad art. I have no eye for it.

The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.

The only problem is time.

'Family Guy' has this weird thing of attracting people. People either hate it or can't get enough of it. There's really no one in between.

Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.

The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

Adults acting like children and children acting like adults is generally a pretty reliable comic device.

What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes.

You gotta keep the funny intact.

Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.

I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.

As you start and end your day, say THANK YOU for every little things in your life. And you will come to realize how blessed you truly are.

You have two choices: You can make a living, or you can design a life.

Wrestling pretty much consumes my thoughts. I think for people that are really successful in this business, that's the way it is.

Hungry bellies have no cars.

All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.

Photography is a way of shouting, of freeing oneself, not of proving or asserting one's own originality. It's a way of life.

When the dog is repeatedly teased with the sight of objects inducing salivary secretion from a distance, the reaction of the salivary glands grows weaker and weaker and finally drops to zero.

We have the freedom to choose between brand A, brand B, and brand C. That´s about it for freedom.

Love does not want or fear anything.

When the creative spirit stirs, it animates a style of being: a lifetime filled with the desire to innovate, to explore new ways of doing things, to bring dreams to reality.